Funny Story - Mischievous Brothers ;-)

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

 

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

 

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

 

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

 

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"

 

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath,replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.

 

("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")

 

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

You Are Everything For Me :-)

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...No.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said No.

 

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a No.

She had heard enough.

 

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....

 

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

 

I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.

 

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

 

You are Everything To Somebody
Right now at this Very Minute.........!!!

Steps to Inner Happiness

Steps to Inner Happiness...!!!

• You can't be all things to all people.
• You can't do all things at once.
• You can't do all things equally well.
• You can't do all things better than everyone else.
• Your humanity is showing just like everyone else's.

So:

• You have to find out who you are, and be that.
• You have to decide what comes first, and do that.
• You have to discover your strengths, and use them.
• You have to learn not to compete with others,

Because no one else is in the contest of *being you*.

 

Then:

• You will have learned to accept your own uniqueness.
• You will have learned to set priorities and make decisions.
• You will have learned to live with your limitations.
• You will have learned to give yourself the respect that is due.

And you'll be a most vital mortal.

 

Dare To Believe:

• That you are a wonderful, unique person.
• That you are a once-in-all-history event.
• That it's more than a right, it's your duty, to be who you are.
• That life is not a problem to solve, but a gift to cherish.

And you'll be able to stay one up on what used to get you down.

 

- (Author Unknown)

Taking Risks Is a Life

Remember that Risks must be taken because the greatest tragedy in life is to risk nothing.

 

The person who risks nothing, do nothing, and has nothing to look forward to.
He is nothing.

 

By avoiding risks, you may avoid some suffering and sorrow,
but you can't learn, feel, change, grow and love.

 

Only a person who risks is free.
He Dreams. He takes Risks. He Succeeds.

Love Makes Your Heart Most Beautiful...

One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley.

 

A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart.

 

Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing.

 

The people stared - "How can he say his heart is more beautiful?" they thought.

 

The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You must be joking," he said. "Compare your heart with mine, mine is perfect and yours is a mess of scars and tears."

 

"Yes," said the old man, "Yours is perfect looking but I would never trade with you. You see, every scar represents a person to whom I have given my love - I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to them, and often they give me a piece of their heart which fits into the empty place in my heart, but because the pieces aren't exact, I have some rough edges, which I cherish, because they remind me of the love we shared.

 

Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away, and the other person hasn't returned a piece of his heart to me. These are the empty gouges - giving love is taking a chance. Although these gouges are painful, they stay open, reminding me of the love I have for these people too, and I hope someday they may return and fill the space I have waiting. So now do you see what true beauty is?"

 

The young man stood silently with tears running down his cheeks. He walked up to the old man, reached into his perfect young and beautiful heart, and ripped a piece out. He offered it to the old man with trembling hands. The old man took his offering, placed it in his heart and then took a piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the young man's heart. It fit, but not perfectly, as there were some jagged edges.

 

The young man looked at his heart, not perfect anymore but more beautiful than ever, since love from the old man's heart flowed into his.

 

They embraced and walked away side by side.

 

- Author Unknown

Best Moments in Life :-)

Some of the Best Moments in Life...

• To fall in love.
• To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
• To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
• To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
• To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
• To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
• To leave the! shower and find that the towel is warm.
• To clear your last exam.
• To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
• To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year .
• To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces.:)))
• Calls at midnight that last for hours.:))
• To laugh without a reason.
• To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
• To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
• To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
• To be part of a team.
• To watch the sunset from the hill top.
• To make new friends.
• To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that you see that person.
• To pass time with your best friends.
• To see people that you like, feeling happy.
• To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
• See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
• To take an evening walk along the beach.
• To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
• To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.

These are the best moments of life....Let us learn to cherish them...

 

Prayer from the Divine World.

I Am the Light of the Heart
shining in the darkness of existence,
and everything changing in the Divine Power
of the Spirit of Christ.
I am sending my love into the world,
to wipe out all faults
and to clean up all obstacles.
I am the Power of the infinite Love,
which intensifies itself until she will triumph.
World with no end!
We all with no end!