Monday, October 24, 2005

Why Students Blamed for Failing in Exams...!!!

This is a good one. I don't understand why people blame us for not studing.
Here are the explanations check that out. I like it very much because it is true...!!!


It is no fault of student because a year has only 365 days.

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Days in a year = 365 days
Sundays = 52 days (Sundays are ment for rest)
Days left = 313 days

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Summer Vacations = 60 days (Weather is very hot, so it is difficult to study)
Days left = 253 days

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Eight hours of daily sleep = 122 days (Necessary)
Days left = 131 days

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One hour daily for play = 15 days (It's good for health)
Days left = 116 days

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Two hours for daily food = 30 days (Chew the food properly, don't care for time)
Days left = 86 days

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Examination days in a year = 30 days (Giving exams is necessary)
Days left = 56 days
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Winter vacations = 25 days (Weather is cold, it's difficult to study)
Days left = 31 days

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Other holidays = 20 days (These holidays are to enjoy)
Days left = 11 days

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Illness atleast once a year = 8 days (Because of illness, study is difficult)
Days left = 3 days

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Result days =3 days (Going and taking result is necessary)
Days left = 0 days

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So tell me where there is time to study...???

Monday, October 17, 2005

Falling Leaves

I was thinking of old friends today and how many of them have slipped away.

Moved, got married, or stopped calling so much, Found new friends, got busy, and just lost touch.

It reminded me of falling leaves.

Every autumn the leaves fall from the trees.

Some stay longer than others, but eventually - Each leaf must fall,
I'm told, leaving the tree alone to face the cold.

Why is it that in the time of utmost need the leaves would seek to leave the tree?

And when we need our friends around we look and they cannot be found?

Of course these friendships come and go and in the spring new leaves will grow.

But I prefer autumn friends of old with crackling laughter and colors bold.

And then I thought - Best Friend.

That one stubborn leaf that won't let go.

That clings despite the winds that blow.

Fighting ice, and snow, and winter's stings - Hanging on right through till spring.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

A Story of Great Boss...

There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.

His boss replied "OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today".

The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion.The time was 8.30 PM. Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.

He looked for his boss, he was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home.

Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children.He reached home. Children were not there.His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines.

The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him "Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.

The man replied "If you would like to have coffee, I too will have but what about Children ??"

Wife replied "You don't know ?? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children to the exhibition".

What had really happened was ... The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.

So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition.

The boss does not have to do it everytime. But once it is done, loyalty is established.
That is why all the scientists at Thumba (India) continued to work under their boss eventhough the stress was tremendous.

By the way, can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was..?

He was none other than Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, President of India . . .

Monday, October 03, 2005

VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED BY YOU...!!!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?".

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this".

He proceeded to crumple the note up. He then asked, "Who still wants it?".

Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?".

And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty.

"Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.

No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in your lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.

We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

You are special don't ever forget it!

Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

" VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED BY YOU "

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Funny Love Letter :-)

A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a letter of proposal to her.

THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE......

My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.

I remain, A victim of your fascination

THE GIRL REPLIES......

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration and preparation. What about my graduation after much concentration and botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any other" fascination, and 3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Think Positive in Life Always...

This one is genuine n not a trick. Its for positive thinking...

Read this. It is a 100% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to thequestion asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area.They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down atsome place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell onthe bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody onboard was killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do you think they said that?
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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, theresulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would havefallen after the bus had passed ...!!!
Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others.