Thursday, September 22, 2005

Funny Love Letter :-)

A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a letter of proposal to her.

THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE......

My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication, that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present generation.

On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.

I remain, A victim of your fascination

THE GIRL REPLIES......

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high position.

You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration and preparation. What about my graduation after much concentration and botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo beautification.

Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any other" fascination, and 3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Think Positive in Life Always...

This one is genuine n not a trick. Its for positive thinking...

Read this. It is a 100% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to thequestion asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area.They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down atsome place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell onthe bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody onboard was killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do you think they said that?
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Come on think again ......






Come on try hard.....











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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, theresulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would havefallen after the bus had passed ...!!!
Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

A Good Creed...

If any little word of ours
Can make one life the brighter;
If any little song of ours
Can make one heart the lighter;
God help us speak that little word,
And take our bit of singing
And drop it in some lonely vale
To set the echoes ringing.

If any little love of ours
Can make one life the sweeter;
If any little care of ours
Can make one step the fleeter;
If any little help may ease
The burden of another;
God give us love and care and strength
To help along each other.

If any little thought of ours
Can make one life the stronger;
If any cheery smile of ours
Can make its brightness longer;
Then let us speak that thought today,
With tender eyes aglowing,
So God may grant some weary one
Shall reap from our glad sowing.

~ Author Unknown ~