Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Best Moments in Life :-)

Some of the Best Moments in Life...
  • To fall in love.
  • To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
  • To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
  • To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
  • To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
  • To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
  • To leave the! shower and find that the towel is warm.
  • To clear your last exam.
  • To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
  • To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year .
  • To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces.:)))
  • Calls at midnight that last for hours.:))
  • To laugh without a reason.
  • To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
  • To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
  • To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
  • To be part of a team.
  • To watch the sunset from the hill top.
  • To make new friends.
  • To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that you see that person.
  • To pass time with your best friends.
  • To see people that you like, feeling happy.
  • To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
  • See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
  • To take an evening walk along the beach.
  • To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
  • To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.
These are the best moments of life....Let us learn to cherish them...
 

Monday, May 29, 2006

Prayer from the Divine World.

I Am the Light of the Heart
shining in the darkness of existence,
and everything changing in the Divine Power
of the Spirit of Christ.
I am sending my love into the world,
to wipe out all faults
and to clean up all obstacles.
I am the Power of the infinite Love,
which intensifies itself until she will triumph.
World with no end!
We all with no end!

Sunday, May 28, 2006

A Lesson on Life, Perspective Thinking...!

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
 
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
 
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
 
"It was great, Dad."
 
"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
 
"Oh yeah," said the son.
 
"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.
 
The son answered:
 
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
 
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
 
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.
 
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.
 
We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.
 
We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.
 
We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
 
We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."
 
The boy's father was speechless.
 
Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
 
Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Friday, May 26, 2006

What Came First? It 's Egg say British Experts.

London: It’s an age-old debate: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A British scientist says it was the egg. And he has the backing of a philosopher and a chicken farmer.
 
According to the scientist, Prof. John Brookfield, a specialist in evolutionary genetics at the University of Nottingham, it’s very simple. The bird, which has now evolved into a chicken, would have first existed as an embryo inside the egg during pre-historic times.
 
"Therefore, the first living thing which we could say unequivocally was a member of the species would be this first egg," he was quoted across British dailies. "So, I would conclude that the egg came first."
 
Brookfield’s views have been endorsed by Prof David Papineau of King's College London, and Charles Bourns, a poultry farmer and the chairman of a trade body called Great British Chicken. Papineau, whose subject is the philosophy of science, have also reached the conclusion that the first chicken came from an egg and that proves there were chicken eggs before chickens. Papineau says that those argue that the mutant egg belonged to the "non-chicken" parents, are mistaken.
 
"I would argue that it is a chicken egg if it has a chicken in it," he was quoted as saying. "If a kangaroo laid an egg from which an ostrich hatched, that would surely be an ostrich egg, not a kangaroo egg."
 
The poultry farmer Bourns also belongs to the eggs’ side. "Eggs were around long before the first chicken arrived," he stated.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Funny Divorce Letter :-)

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Dear Husband

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.


P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your Ex-wife

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Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out
your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if
you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

LOVE IS BLIND (Explained) - Worth Reading...!!!

A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it, God had put all the human "qualities" in a separate room. Since all the qualities were bored they decided to play hide & seek. "Madness" was one of the qualities and he shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!"
 
And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek "Madness", all the other qualities agreed. So "Madness" leaned against a tree and started to count:
 
"One, two, and three..." As "Madness" counted, the qualities went hiding. "Treason" hid in a pile of garbage... "Lie" said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake. And Madness continued to count"... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."
 
By this time, all the qualities were already hidden-except "Love". For stupid as "Love" is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide "Love".
 
"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven..." Just when "Madness" got to one hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush where he hid.
 
And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming, I’m coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy to hide. "Madness" searched madly and found "Lie" at the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found them all except Love. Madness was getting desperate, unable to find Love.
 
Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness" - "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush."
 
"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud cry. The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes.
 
Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw what had happened. He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since "Love" has become blind because of you...You shall always be with him". And so it came about that from that day on...
 
Love is Blind and is always accompanied by Madness.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Believe in 6 Things - Positive Attitude Quote.

There is a place in the HEART
where THOUGHTS become WISHES

and WISHES become DREAMS.

It's a place where anything is possible

if we only BELIEVE.

There are 6 things to believe in

for a happy, successful life:

Believe in your FAITH...

Believe in your LOVE...
Believe in your GOALS...

Believe in your FAMILY...

Believe in your FRIENDS...

And most importantly,

Believe in YOURSELF!

If you believe in these 6 things

You can't go wrong.

Have a wonderful day!!